I. M. Meen - Scroll Archive (Notes)
This section of the Scroll Archive deals with the notes left around the magic labyrinth. These are often correspondences between I. M. Meen and his gnome workforce, though there are some between the gnomes themselves and others from third-parties.
Gnick to I. M. Meen -- I. M. Meen to Gnomes -- Between Gnomes -- From Others
Notes: Gnick to I. M. Meen
| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
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| Hey there, Big M! Finally got the sliding walls to work. What you have
to do is pull the correct earlobe. Let me know if you think it needs some adjusting. |
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Could've been used anywhere in the labyrinth |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Yo, Big M! I've got something to tell you.
Mr. Hardwick over at Sinister Structure Supplies says that if we don't pay our bill, he's going to send a few ogres over to have a little chat. What should I do, boss? Gnick |
| Location: Level 1 (The Tower 1)
Cell right next to player start |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Big M:
I'm really sorry that my boys borrowed your Stealth Sneakers. Although they told me that they have returned them, only Gnorbert could remember where he returned them to. He said he put a pair on Level 2 in the hidden room. The room is in the southeast corner of the level. To open it up, push the hidden Push Button. It will slide aside, revealing a passage leading to the room. Gnick |
| Location: Level 2 (The Tower 2)
Cell in westernmost area |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Boss, I can't seem to find the hidden tunnel on the second floor.
Would you come down and take a look? I looked in the southwest, but it wasn't there. Where is it? I'll be down here for the next two hours. |
| Location: Level 2 (The Tower 2)
Cell south of player start |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Boss, we've got a problem with the valve door on Level 12. It's not that
the thing is broken, it's just that every time we get near it, that nasty Sludgemeen shows up and starts flinging ooze at us! Isn't there something we can do about it? I hope you know which one to turn, because if you do it any other way, something nasty happens. Good luck. Gnick |
| Location: Level 12 (The Sewer 4)
Southeastern cell |
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| A note from Gnick to I. M. Meen: |
| Howdy, Big M! Since we're a little ahead of schedule, we finished the
hedges on Level 21. Are you sure you want to leave those magic goodies in the hidden room on that level? Right now there are two Explode-O Fruits, a pair of Stealth Sneakers, and a Fire Wand. |
| Location: Level 21 (The Hedgerow Maze 1)
Cell in southern hidden area |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Big M:
We finished the Illusion Tree on Level 23. It's in the south corridor just like you wanted. When you're going to check it out, remember that there's more to it than there seems to be. You'll know what I mean if you poke around a little. See you soon, Big M. Gnick |
| Location: Level 23 (The Hedgerow Maze 3)
Western cell near Illusion Tree |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Big M, we've had some problems today with Level 11. First, Gned mixed
the Magic Mortar wrong, and it made the blocks fly apart instead of stick together! One block missed my head by just a few inches! Right after that, my secretary Gnancy called and said that the delivery of Stone Statues was held up because of a problem with your account! I called the supplier and convinced them to send the statues, but when they arrived, one of them didn't work right. It kept catching my crew and throwing them in a cell! I'll call the supplier later and have them come and pick this reject up. Gnick |
| Location: Level 27 (The Castle 3)
Northeastern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Hey there, Big M! Construction of the labyrinth is going according to
schedule. My boys should have the third and fourth levels done by the end of the week, and then we'll start on Level 5. Did you call Sinister Structure Supplies about sending us more supplies? We need them to begin the next level. Send Gnorris down with your reply. Yours Truly, Gnick |
| Location: Level 28 (The Castle 4)
Easternmost cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Hi big M! Attached to this note are those three articles I was telling you
about: "How to Plan a Successful Museum Robbery," "Fashions for Today's Burglar," and "Airtight Alibis: What You Should Know." Enjoy! Gnick |
| Location: Level 29 (The Laboratory 1)
Eastern cell of central area |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Big M:
Do you think it was really necessary to zap all of my boys into stone guardians? Now I've got to find a whole new crew before I can start that other project you wanted us to do! It's going to be hard to find such hard-working and dedicated Gnomes on short notice, but I'll give it my best shot. By the way, this is the longest Gned's ever gone without getting into trouble. I'd say he makes an excellent stone guardian. Having him block the secret door on Level 29 was a great idea, Big M. Talk to you soon. Gnick |
| Location: Level 31 (The Laboratory 3)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Big M:
The Mad Scientists on Level 31 have finished the Invisifruit. I'd like to give it a try later today. They're saying it works perfectly, but I'll find out for sure. I know that Gnorbert ate some before the Scientists finished working on it, and he hasn't been seen since. With any luck, he's gone for good! I've placed the items you requested in the hidden room. If I remember right, there was a wand, a potion, and an Invisifruit. Gnick |
| Location: Level 31 (The Laboratory 3)
Northwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Big M:
Before I begin the search for a new crew, can you give me more details on the new project? Maybe you could draw some plans for me. That would make it easier to figure out how many new workers I'll need. By the way, you should go down to Level 32 today. The Mad Scientists finished Frankenmeen, and he's the scariest of your special creations so far. I'd run if I saw him coming, that's for sure. I'll talk to you soon, Big M. Gnick |
| Location: Level 32 (The Laboratory 4)
Center west cell |
| A note from Gnick the Gnome to I. M. Meen: |
| Hey there, Boss! I've got a few more magazine articles I think you'll
find interesting. The first article is from Gnome Employment and is called "Treating Your Gnome Construction Workers Right." I think it is a superb piece of writing. The other two are from Humanoid Hired Help and are called "Keeping Your Gnome Construction Crew Happy -- the Cash Bonus Solution," and "Ten Good Reasons to Pay Your Gnomes More." I hope you like these articles. If you don't, remember that it was Gnorris who suggested them to you. Gnick |
| Location: Level 33 (The Library 1)
Eastern cell |
Notes: I. M. Meen to Gnomes
| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
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| Gnorris:
Have you seen my Stealth Sneakers? I had the mad scientists up on Level 30 make a batch of them for me. I think those sticky-fingered workers of Gnick's might have helped themselves, which makes me very angry! Find them for me, Gnorris, and I might even give you a pair for yourself. I did manage to hide a pair on Level 1, in the secret room near the center of the level. To get them, tug on the correct earlobe. That will open the secret door. Bring me those, then find the others. The Boss |
| Location: Level 1 (The Tower 1)
Cell in the central maze |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick, can't you remember anything?
To find the hidden tunnel, look in the northeast. You didn't find the push button, did you? I'll be down later this afternoon to see how things are going. Make sure none of your boys takes the goodies inside the tunnel. |
| Location: Level 2 (The Tower 2)
Northeastern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
Your boys have gone too far this time! As if stealing my Stealth Sneakers wasn't bad enough, I just found out that they hid a pair inside one of the cells on Level 3! I guess those geniuses you hired forgot that we use the cells to hold the little bookworms! Gned told me that there is a Push Button in the last cell to the south, at the end of the corridor. He said to push the button, which opens a hidden room. Get me those sneakers! The Boss |
| Location: Level 3 (The Tower 3)
Hidden cell to the south |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Your boys have been sleeping too much lately! I caught them napping
down on Level 6, which I told them not to do! They were sleeping in the hidden room, so I woke them all up with a little jolt of magic. Gned was using my Stealth Sneakers as a pillow, Gnick, and you know how much I hate that! You'd better talk to them, or they'll be stone guardians before you know it! Big M |
| Location: Level 6 (The Dungeon 2)
Easternmost cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
Please make sure that none of your boys touches the Winter Wand I've hidden on Level 8. Just look for the Meenwall, open the secret door, and you'll find it there. Don't tell anyone about it, Gnick. That wand is to be used for emergencies only, so I'd better not see your crew playing with it when I come to inspect the level this afternoon! The Boss |
| Location: Level 8 (The Dungeon 4)
Central cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
Here's the schedule for the last phase of construction. Make sure you stick to it! -- Finish Library Levels by Wednesday, January 4. -- Repair structural damages caused by Gned using Blastomatic Destruction Fluid instead of mouthwash by January 11. -- Fill in crater made by Gned when he landed after blowing up by January 18. -- Check all of the stone guardians to make sure they work by February 21. Bring the wand from the hidden room on Level 1 to protect yourself. -- Don't forget the meeting with me on Tuesday, February 28. Bring cookies. |
| Location: Level 10 (The Sewer 2)
Eastern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
Have you scheduled my appointment with Dr. Killum yet? I need to see him as soon as possible. My left big toe is throbbing with pain! I know I told Dr. Killum that he was a quack and an idiot, but I may have been a little hasty with my opinion. Please call him and apologize for me, then make the appointment. Let me know when it is. Hurry! |
| Location: Level 13 (The Caves 1)
Southeastern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
You are a nincompoop! I told you exactly how to open the secret room on Level 13, didn't I? Of course I did! Since you are a numbskull, however, I will repeat myself. First, locate the Push Button along the easternmost corridor, then push on it to open it. After that, Gnick, you're on your own! Don't bother me again! Big M |
| Location: Level 13 (The Caves 1)
Cell west of player start |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
Please take the Storm Wand that I left on your desk down to the secret room in the north part of Level 14. Put it in the second secret room, not the first. I don't want any little Smartie to stumble upon it by accident, if you know what I mean. Then, Gnorris, take a pair of Stealth Sneakers and put them in the first secret room. Once you've done that, come back and see me. I've got some very boring things for you to do. The Boss |
| Location: Level 14 (The Caves 2)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
Where's that Fire Wand I asked you to put in the secret room on Level 17? I was just down there and couldn't find it! I hope you didn't forget where the secret room was. Meet me down there at four o'clock, and we'll discuss this. Big M |
| Location: Level 17 (The Catacombs 1)
Western cell in hidden area |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
I'm really, really angry! Your boys were using the new statue of me to pound in nails down on Level 19! They're claiming that Gneville lost all of the hammers, and my statue was the only thing handy! Gnick, that statue cost a fortune, and if there's one little scratch on it, you're going to have to find a new crew! I won't fire them, I'll turn them into magic guardians! Put the statue back on the marble pedestal before I do something drastic! Big M |
| Location: Level 19 (The Catacombs 3)
Southeastern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
I'm planning to inspect the work on Level 21 today, so I'd like you to meet me by the western Meenwalls at noon. Don't tell your boys I'm coming. I want to see if they're sleeping on the job. By the way, which ear should be pulled to open the hidden room? I can't seem to remember. Was it Left or Right? I'm not sure. We'll figure it out when I get there. I'll see you at noon. Big M |
| Location: Level 21 (The Hedgerow Maze 1)
Southeastern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
I just got word that your boys are playing kickball with the helmet from my new suit of armor on Level 25! I'm sure you're aware of the small fortune I paid for that armor, and the thought of those idiots kicking it around makes me very angry! I'm going to give you one hour to straighten this situation out, and then it's magic time! You know what that means, don't you? That's right, I'm going to change them all into stone, especially Gned! I think he'll make a delightful statue. One hour, Gnick, then I'm coming down. The helmet had better be back on the suit of armor by then. Big M |
| Location: Level 25 (The Castle 1)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
I have an idea. Why don't you make an extra cell on each floor in case of emergencies? I know you'll agree with me, because today is pay day. |
| Location: Level 27 (The Castle 3)
Easternmost cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
I want you to call my lawyer, Uriah Torte, and start legal action against Preposterous Publications immediately. They returned four of my stories unread! That's right, Gnorris, I said unread. Can you believe it? These weren't just any four stories, either. I'm talking about "Meenan the Barbarian," "Meen Meets Count Dracula," "Meen for President," and perhaps the greatest of them all, "Meen's Fantastic Trip Right to the Middle of the Planet." Obviously, there was some kind of plot to keep quality stories away from the general public, and I intend to put a stop to it! Let me know what Uriah thinks about the case. The Boss |
| Location: Level 28 (The Castle 4)
Southern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
You've got to keep your construction crew under control! Last night they went up to Level 29, got into the laboratory, and nearly blew it up when they began experimenting with some highly explosive chemicals! Although I realize that they are a curious bunch, one more stunt like that and they'll all have a chance to experience life as a statue! Talk to them, Gnick, and straighten them out. While you're at it, have them return the vials of chemicals they "borrowed." Those chemicals can be used to make powerful potions, and they cost me a fortune! The Boss |
| Location: Level 29 (The Laboratory 1)
Western cell of northeastern area |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
Take a stroll down to Level 30 and see how the Mad Scientists are doing with the new potion they're creating. I've told them I want a Power Potion that will help me win the annual Wicked Wizard Sack Race next week. Old Grimwort's going to be very disappointed when I hop on past him to the finish line. Hee hee! I've asked the Scientists to make a few gallons of this potion. It will come in handy. Big M |
| Location: Level 30 (The Laboratory 2)
Westernmost cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
I spoke to the fellow over at Sinister Structure Supplies and told him we would be sending him some money soon. He promised to send our latest shipment of building supplies on the next truck, which should get here by tomorrow morning. I had to use a little magic on him to make him more agreeable. Let's hope he doesn't find out, or you'll have to deal with his three ogre friends. Keep up the good work, Gnick. I'm glad to hear that you've got your boys down to just three or four hours of sleeping on the job a day, instead of the seven or eight they were doing a month ago. I guess the threat of being turned into nasty little crawling things helped keep them awake, eh? I'll see you soon. Big M |
| Location: Level 30 (The Laboratory 2)
Center west cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
I want you to mail off several of my novels to publishers today. Send out Sir Meen and the Dragon, The Last Meen on Earth, and A Man Called Meen. Don't send any of these to Preposterous Publications, since they insulted me when I sent them something last month. I can't believe they didn't like Meen Battles the Toad People of Wartland. They not only sent it back, they tore it into pieces, then tore the pieces into pieces. How rude! The Boss |
| Location: Level 31 (The Laboratory 3)
Center south cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Hello, Gnick. I hope things are going according to schedule. I'm having
Gnorris make copies of two magazine articles I thought would interest you. The first one is from Popular Mazemaking. It's called "Hidden Room Building Hints," and it has excellent advice on building a better hidden room. The second is from Practical Threats Monthly, and it's called "Twenty Really Nasty Things to Turn Your Construction Supervisor Into If the Work Isn't Done On Time." I like number fourteen the best. Happy reading! Big M. |
| Location: Level 31 (The Laboratory 3)
Northeastern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
Can you find my Storm Wand for me? You should look on Level 33. That's where I saw it last, just inside the secret Push Button hallway in the east part of the level. Don't touch the Meenwall in the secret hallway if you know what's good for you. Bring the wand to me as soon as possible. The Boss |
| Location: Level 33 (The Library 1)
Northwestern cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Gnick:
Where are those stone guardians I ordered? It's been three weeks! I need to start working on the wands that will keep them at bay, but I have to have them here to begin. You'd better figure out some way to get them here quickly, or you could be spending your old age in the bog on a log as a frog! Threateningly Yours, Big M. |
| Location: Level 34 (The Library 2)
Cell east of exit |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris: |
| Gnorris:
You are a nincompoop! I told you not to leave the hidden door on the fifth floor open, and yet it was open when I passed by there today! There are valuable things in there, you poor excuse for a Gnome! If the little bookworms were to find them, they could cause some trouble. Remember, Gnorris, you could spend your life as a warthog if you don't shape up! Now stop reading and get back to work! Your Pal, The Boss |
| Location: Level 35 (The Library 3)
Center west cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
I am very upset with you! I know that it was you who freed the bookworm! How could you betray me after the enormous raise I gave you! An extra penny a week is nothing to sneeze at, you ungrateful Gnome! When I find you, you're going to be very, very sorry! I think I'll turn you into a door knocker. Then you'll realize what a mistake it was to turn against I. M. Meen! Your Pal, The Boss |
| Location: Level 35 (The Library 3)
Center south cell |
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| A note from I. M. Meen to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
I have finally come up with the menu I would like you to prepare for our little bookworm guests. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, feed them shredded wheat for breakfast, tofu burgers and brussel sprouts for lunch, and spinach souffle for dinner. On Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, feed them the same things. On Sunday, add turnips and broccoli to the souffle. Yummy! The Boss |
| Location: Level 35 (The Library 3)
Northernmost cell |
Notes: Between Gnomes
| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorbert the Gnome: |
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| Gnorbert:
You are a clod! I told you not to eat peanut butter sandwiches while you work on the Illusion Wall on Level 5! And yet, when I went down to the northeast corridor, I found a trail of peanut butter and crumbs right in front of the wall! Don't you think that makes it a little too easy to find, Gnorbert? This is your last warning! If I catch you eating on the job again, buster, you'll be sorry! The Chief |
| Location: Level 5 (The Dungeon 1)
Cell north of player start |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
Would you please help us find the Magic Mallet? Although Gneville says he had it on Level 6, he can't seem to find it. As you know, he's always losing things. This month he's lost three hammers, four wheelbarrows, eleven tool belts, and now the Magic Mallet. It's a good thing we didn't let him have the Storm Wand, or he'd lose that, too! Thanks for your help, Gnorris. Gnick |
| Location: Level 6 (The Dungeon 2)
Northwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnorbert the Gnome to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Chief:
I installed the Push Button in one of the corridors on Level 7. If you come down to check it out, watch out for the slippery spot where I dropped my peanut butter sandwich. I know you told me not to eat on the job anymore, Chief, but I wasn't. I was just carrying it in my pocket along with six doughnuts, four candy bars, a very small watermelon, and an apple pie. I don't know how it slipped out of my pocket, Chief, but I can promise you it won't happen again. I ran out of peanut butter. Gnorbert |
| Location: Level 7 (The Dungeon 3)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
Do me a favor, won't you? Tell the boss that we've been having trouble with the valves in the east part of Level 9. Since they are rusted shut, we can't get the wand that Gneville left in the hidden room last week. If he has any advice, please let us know. Thanks, Gnorris, I owe you one. Gnick |
| Location: Level 9 (The Sewer 1)
Northern cell |
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| A note from Gnorbert the Gnome to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Chief:
I fixed that Push Button that wasn't working on Level 10. I don't mean the one near the center, but the one over in the eastern part of the level. I put some extra Explode-O-Fruits in the secret room, Gnick, in case we need to do more blasting. I won't try to eat the fruit this time, since I don't have any teeth left after the last blast. Gnorbert |
| Location: Level 10 (The Sewer 2)
Western cell |
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| A note from Gned the Gnome to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Chief:
Gnorbert and I were inspecting the drain pipes, valves, and sewer grates on Level 12 this afternoon. Suddenly, that Sludgemeen character showed up, gurgling and throwing balls of ooze. We had to run for it. Did you say there was some kind of wand hidden on that level, or was it on Level 11? We really need it to keep that messy monster off our backs. Let me know what to do. Gned |
| Location: Level 12 (The Sewer 4)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gned the Gnome: |
| Gned:
It's been three weeks since I asked you to fix the Unstable Wall on Level 16. What's going on? You know how it's supposed to work, don't you? Mr. Meen's getting upset that it isn't working yet, since he plans to put some valuable stuff in that room. Get with it, you numbskull, or he'll turn you into something nasty! Gnick |
| Location: Level 16 (The Caves 4)
Southern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gned the Gnome: |
| Gned:
How many times do I have to tell you not to mess with the Meenwalls on Level 18? I'm really starting to lose my temper! There's one other thing, Gned. You shouldn't have told Gnorbert that the walls are made of rock candy! He ate half of Level 4, and now he's got a stomach ache and can't work! The Chief |
| Location: Level 18 (The Catacombs 2)
Cell north of player start |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gned the Gnome: |
| Gned:
I'd like you to install the Push Button down on Level 20 today. Please be careful. I don't want a repeat of yesterday, when you fell into the cement wagon. I really didn't think we could get you out of that cement block. Luckily, Gneville came up with the idea of dropping you from a height of fifty feet to crack the cement. How is your headache, by the way? Make sure you install it correctly, or you'll be in for a nasty surprise when you push the button! The Chief |
| Location: Level 20 (The Catacombs 4)
Western cell in southern hidden area |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorman the Gnome: |
| Gnorman:
I need your help down on Level 22 in the southwest. I'm having a problem with vines growing over the hidden entrance to one of the rooms in the southeast. I cut them down, but they're coming back overnight. Bring your flamethrower and we'll burn them away for good. I'm sure fire will work. Oh, by the way, don't tell Gned you're bringing the flamethrower. I don't want to think about what would happen if he got his hands on it. The Chief |
| Location: Level 22 (The Hedgerow Maze 2)
Southwestern cell in "four cells" area |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Gnorris:
I just talked to Big M, and he'd like you to come down and try out the Push Button on Level 24. He says he's afraid that my boys will take the goodies in the secret room. I'm sure they wouldn't, since they're afraid Big M will turn them into stone guardians. There won't be anyone around when you go down there, since I gave them the afternoon off. They've all worked four straight hours, and I don't want them to overdo it. Gnick |
| Location: Level 24 (The Hedgerow Maze 4)
Western cell in northern area |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gned the Gnome: |
| Gned:
I can't believe you got the boss' priceless antique sword stuck in that block of stone on Level 26! I don't even want to know how you did it. Just make sure it's not there when the boss comes to inspect the level later today, or you'll be a statue by nightfall! I'm not kidding! The Chief |
| Location: Level 26 (The Castle 2)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from Gneville the Gnome to Gnick the Gnome: |
| Chief:
I've got some bad news. I was down on Level 27 earlier today, and I was fiddling with Big M's Magic Scepter. I was swinging it around, and it just slipped out of my fingers and went flying! It's like the thing had wings, Chief. It zoomed out of sight around a corner in the south part of the level, and I've been looking for it ever since. Please don't tell Big M, Chief. I'd make a lousy stone guardian! Gneville |
| Location: Level 27 (The Castle 3)
Northwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorbert the Gnome: |
| Gnorbert:
Where are those parts I ordered? I need the Magic Mallet right away, since there's some major pounding to be done. I also need some Explode-O-Fruit, which you can get from the Mad Scientists up on Level 29. Gnorbert, remember not to eat the fruit. I don't want to have to crawl around on my hands and knees searching for your teeth again! By the way, how are those dentures? Get back to me as quickly as you can, Gnorbert. We've got to finish the labyrinth by the end of the month. The Chief |
| Location: Level 29 (The Laboratory 1)
Southwestern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gnorris the Gnome: |
| Dear Gnorris:
What's going on with you? You haven't been yourself lately. Gned told me yesterday that you didn't laugh at him when he dropped a cement block on his toe. Gnorris, we can't have you going around being decent to people. You'll make the rest of the Gnomes here look bad. Maybe you should take a little vacation. I hear Death Valley is nice this time of year. Think about it. Gnick |
| Location: Level 32 (The Laboratory 4)
Northeastern cell |
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| A note from Gnick the Gnome to Gned the Gnome: |
| Gned,
I hope you're feeling better. I just wanted to let you know that when I asked you to fix the door that was stuck on the sixth floor, I didn't mean to break it down with your head! I guess it was an easy mistake to make, since I didn't say how I wanted it done. See you soon, old buddy. Gnick |
| Location: Level 35 (The Library 3)
Cell with Writewell's Book |
Notes: From Others
| A note from Will Brakem Delivery Service to Gnick the Gnome: |
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| Dear Gnick:
We dropped off the Push Button on Level 11 per your request, but couldn't finish the job. Since one of your boss' stone guardians came to life and started chasing us, we had to leave in a hurry. We didn't get a chance to install it, so you'll have to do it. Good luck. Will |
| Location: Level 11 (The Sewer 3)
Cell opened with button |
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Last updated: December 8th, 2024.