Laser Lords - Official Guide

An official guide for Laser Lords was created by Philips, intended to be used by operators working for CD-i phone hotlines. Parts of this guide would be shared throughout various CD-i publications, such as the Dutch CD-interactief magazine and the English CD-i magazine. The latter publication would publish the full English guide across its first two issues (September/October and November/December 1994).

I've reproduced the guide here, making sure to correct any grammar/spelling errors that are present. Enjoy~

Sections (Part 1 - Sep/Oct 1994)

Luxor: Visit 1 -- Argos: Visit 1 -- Fornax: Visit 1 -- Tekton: Visit 1

Sections (Part 2 - Nov/Dec 1994)

Tekton: Visit 2 -- Tekton: Visit 3 -- Argos: Visit 2 -- Luxor: Visit 2 -- Fornax: Visit 2 -- Tekton: Visit 4 -- Woo: Visit 1 -- Hive: Visit 1 -- Luxor: Visit 3 -- Argos: Visit 3 -- Ravanna: Visit 1

Luxor: Visit 1

NOTE: Visits to Sahti the Healer may be made at any time during trips on Luxor if your hit points are getting low.

Remember "Rahman" (from Rahman).
Ask for Jiva (from Rahman).
Remember "Baakha sent me" (from Baakha).
Ask for verse one of Sooth Song from Baakha.
Remember "Seb sleeps" from Nebka; kneel.
Remember "Lixir" from Nebka; kneel.
Say "Seb sleeps" to Makhent. Gate opens.
Buy Iron Sword, two Gold Flowers, and two Ropes (199, 37, and 49 Taras respectively).
Buy Gamean Crystal from Teb (200 Taras).
Buy Paddy Wine and Seed Grog from Merti (31 and 36 Taras)
Give Seed Grog to Hathor. Receive verse two of Sooth Song.
Use Gamean Crystal while standing behind a column.
Remember "Sooth Stone Seb" from Petra.
Remember "Seb set us free" from Petra.
Ask for Seed of Sysis from Petra.
Ask for Golden Gamean from Petra.
Give Gold Flower to Petra. Receive verse three of Sooth Song.
Say "Baakha sent me".
Ask for Magic Vine Seeds; receive three Magic Vine Seeds (keep asking until you have three).
Pick up Golden Necklace.
Beam up and save.

Argos: Visit 1

Pay 500 Taras for temporary visa to Nosin.
Ask for Mooloonut from Ligah.
Buy Skullthrobium, Zittoria, and Restora from Thesia (27, 16, and 175 Taras respectively).
Remember "Odonato".
Ask for Annals of USURP from Ahriman.
Ask for Commerical Code from Ahriman.
Buy two Nectars and Bachan Ale from Aleus (29 Taras and 38 Taras).
Give Nectar to Tantalia.
Receive access Fornax entry (you will need to remember each code of the words for the code).

NOTE: Do not give a second Nectar to Tantalia. You will not be able to buy another one since it is a removed item in this room. If you need to access the dialogue a second time, you must give the Nectar to Dyseosus and it will become available again from Aleus.

Give Bachan Ale in order to access dialogue segment with codes; remember all codes.
Receive Napkin (you can get rid of Napkin after you have finished speaking with Tantalia; it is useless).
Remember "CPR2 is Ahriman".
Ask for poem from Tantalia.
Generate negative response from Rycus (offer him something he doesn't want). On dialogue segment generated, select keyword "Woo" to transfer to dialogue which contains the following keywords: remember "Man".
Beam up and save.
Remember "Might Makes Right" from Acteon.
Pay Acteon 25 Taras for access to gym.

NOTE: Because you have the maximum number of keywords allowed, you will have to forget one to remember another. It is suggested you forget "Seb sleeps". It is easily reacquired.

Pay Acteon 101 Taras.
Remember "Harpies Swoop" (Lyspaceum entry code).
Pay Cadmus 40 Taras to initiate fight. Defeat Cadmus (use Jiva/Restora if necessary). Receive Diamond Star.

NOTE: When you get Diamond Star, life force is recharged and new hit points are added. You can now do the sweep kick (hold Button Two and joystick down). If you had to use Restora to defeat Cadmus, you may want to go back to Thesia and buy some more before you proceed.

Pay 50 Taras to initiate fight with Opyanti. Defeat Opyanti (use Jiva/Restora if necessary). Receive Cup of Courage.

NOTE: You can defeat Opyanti fairly easily if you use the sweep kick you got after defeating Cadmus. After you defeat Opyanti, you should be able to do the back kick (hold Button Two and joystick in opposite direction of kick). If you used Restora to defeata Opyanti, go back to Thesia and buy some more.

Say "Harpies Swoop" to Andron. Gate opens.
Say "Rahman" to Remesh. Gate opens. Receive Amulet. (You may now forget "Rahman").
Give Annals of USURP to Sodipud. Say "CPR2 is Ahriman". (Must kneel to talk to Sodipud). Receive 50,000 Taras. (You may now forget "CPR2 is Ahriman".)
Ask for "Motto" for fourth codicil of the Commercial Code from Lexandaller.

NOTE: "Motto" will initiate a fight with Lexandaller. You cannot beat him. Get the fourth codicil and run away quickly.

Pay 13,336 Taras to Astal for Secret Specs.
Defeat Axja. (The script seems to suggest that the only way to defeat Axja is by using the Hermetic Helmet. As the program currently stands, he may be defeated without using the Helmet.) Receive Sword of Seb.

NOTE: If you used Restora during your fight with Axja, go back to Thesia and buy some more.

Pay 35 Taras to Hippias. Gate opens.
Say "Might Makes Right" to Cynicus. Get first codicil of Commercial Code. (You may now forget "Might Makes Right".)
Answer "Heroes" to Cynicus. Receive Silver Spoon.
Give Golden Gamean to Scardansa. Receive Robe of Vision.
Remember "Golden Fleece" from Scardansa/Themis.

NOTE: Be very careful after you give Scardansa the Golden Gamean. She will turn into Themis, and you may remember "Golden Fleece" while the Themis dialogue is present. Should you accidentally hail or name her again after she has turned into Themis, you will lose Themis, and have no other opportunity to remember "Golden Fleece". You must remember "Golden Fleece" to win the game. If you make a mistake here, you might as well start from the last place you saved.

Pay Lonso 200 Taras.
Say "Man" to Lonso. Receive Jade Star. (When Jade Star is received, life force is recharged and new hit points are added.) You may now forget "Man".
Pay Milos 150 Taras. Gate to Corinth Carbide opens.
Ask for second codicil of Commercial Code from Plenyope.
Pay Stufes 10,000 Taras to receive Hot Dogs.
Use Sword of Seb to knock Emdea's crystal orb head off. Receive Crystal Orb.

NOTE: Before you leave Argos, make sure you have a bottle of Restora in your inventory. If you don't, buy one from Thesia before you go.

Beam up and save.

Fornax: Visit 1

Say "Pan Surrealism" to Erectum. Receive Ship Receipt.

NOTE: Until you give the Ship Receipt back to Erectum, you should be unable to beam off the planet.

Pay 127 Taras to receive Chateaux Omega.
Pay 34 Taras to receive Fleeton Fire from Barbus.
Show Mok Ton payment. Gate opens.
Give Cup of Courage to Flateus Dan. Receive Injector Sword.
Give Injector Sword to Barbus.

NOTE: He will fill it up with poison and give it right back. It's never actually taken from you.

Give Mooloonut to Zeke. Receive Ticket to Kuru.
Give Chateaux Omega to Proctus. Receive Creeg Pass.
Ask for verse one of Omegan Ode from Proctus.
Show Creeg Pass to Lictus (he only looks at it, he doesn't take it). Gate opens.
Remember "Silicasistorator" from Axis.
Ask for verse three of the Omegan Ode from Jaxus.
Ask for verse two of the Omegan Ode from Mok Jape.
Show Creeg Pass or Bone to Rictus. Gate opens.
Give Hot Dogs to Bilius. Receive 100,000 Taras.
Give Fleeton Fire (Erif Noteelf) to Nit Kom. Gate opens.
Give Zittoria to Dok Tor. Gate to Lysistrata opens.
Remember "Polysensory Unit" from Lysistrata.
Ask Lysistrata for verse four of the Omegan Odes.
Pay Coprose 33,333 Taras. Receive Jet Belt.
Give Seed of Sysis to Leta. Receive Fleeton Nugget.
Beam up and save.

Tekton: Visit 1

Ask for first Analect of Co-Fusion to In-Put.
Give Skullthrobium to Prime Assembler.

NOTE: Do not hail Prime Assembler, especially not after giving him Skullthrobium. If you do, he'll get a headache again and you will have to go back to Argos to get some more Skullthrobium.

Say "Polysensory Unit" to Prime Assembler, then click on "VEU Chip", "AAU Chip", "TEU Chip", "SOS Chip", "GEU Chip", and "OIU Chip". Receive VEU Chip, AAU Chip, TEU Chip, SOS Chip, GEU Chip, and OIU Chip.
Give GEU Chip to Swit-Chon. Receive GEU.
Give OIU Chip to Tran-Smit. Receive OIU.
Give VEU Chip to Graft-On. Receive VEU.
Give Crystal Orb to Prof-Fit. Receive Entry Chip.
Ask for second Analect of Co-Fusion from Prof-Fit.
Ask for fourth Analect of Co-Fusion from Too-Bee.
Give TEU Chip to Fen-Der. Receive TEU.
Give SOS Chip to Out-Flo. Receive SOS.
Give AAU Chip to Gro-Ing. Receive AAU.
Ask for third Analect of Co-Fusion from Reef-Raze.
Give AAU, SOS, TEU, GEU, OIU, VEU to Prime Assembler. Receive Polysensory Unit.
Beam up and save.

Tekton: Visit 2

Say "Silicasistorator" to Prime Assembler. Receive Silicasistorator.
Prime Assembler disappears after giving Silicasistorator.
Beam up and save.

Tekton: Visit 3

Give Secret Specs and Fleeton Nugget to Prime Assembler. Receive access to Woo.
Beam up and save.

Argos: Visit 2

NOTE: Get some Restora on this trip if you currently don't have any in your inventory.

Say "Harpies Swoop" to Andron. Gate opens.
Use Injector Sword to kill Sodipud.

NOTE: You must be loaded with poison from Barbus/Fornax; must hit him in ankle on first strike.

Receive Dog Tags.
Give Ticket to Kuru to Ligah. Receive Fogger.
Pay Odonato for Oxidator. Receive Oxidator.
Beam up and save.

Luxor: Visit 2

If you are low on hit points while on Luxor, go to Sahti and get healed. You'll need to say "Baakha sent me" before she'll talk to you.
Use Iron Sword to defeat Rerek for access to sewers.

NOTE: You will have to fight Remren in the sewers. Use the Iron Sword. Use Jiva or Restora as needed to heal life force.

Pick up Bronze Star (under water against far right wall). Life force recharged; new hit points added.

NOTE: Vine Seed will need to be dropped in water, at far end while standing in water, to climb up to the windowsill.

Use Sword of Seb to kill Hakar (use Jiva or Restora as necessary). Pick up Sebine Seal.

NOTE: Say "heal me" to Sahti on your way to Seb's crypt to restore your life force. You will need to say "Baakha sent me" before she'll talk to you.

Give Paddy Wine to Menkh. Gate opens.
Pick up two Koptoins on floor.
Use Iron Sword or Sword of Seb to kill Hotep (use Jiva or Restora if you get close to dying). Pick up Mask of Koptos.
After killing Hotep, use Sebine Seal while standing in the middle of the altar-type thing. Gate to tomb opens.
Use Rope to crawl over on ledge directly across from Laser Righter.
You must stand exactly on the edge of the step. Pick up Laser Righter and Koption.
Pick up three Ammo Clips.
Say "Seb set us free" to Seb. Seb wakes up; you may now talk to him.

NOTE: You may now forget "Seb set us free" - just don't accidentally go back to the room before you have finished talking to Seb, or you'll have to say it again.

Say "Sooth Stone Seb" to Seb. Receive Sooth Stone. You may now forget "Sooth Stone Seb".
Give Sword of Seb to Seb. Receive fourth verse of Sooth Song.

NOTE: Before you leave Luxor, restore any lost hit points by asking Sahti to heal you.

Beam up and save.

Fornax: Visit 2

NOTE: There is no need to say "Pan Surrealism" to Erectum or to give the Creeg Pass to Lictus.

Give Silicasistorator to Axis. Receive Ball of String.
Give Dog Tags to Jaxus. Receive access to Woo (Hyperspace Kit).
Give Polysensory Unit to Lysistrata. Receive Face.
Beam up and save.

Tekton: Visit 4

Say "Silicasistorator" or "Polysensory Unit" to Ree-Sept. Gate opens.

NOTE: After the gate opens, you can forget both of these things.

Give Ball of String to Dee-Fusion. Receive Auroran Shield.
You will have to jump across the moving platform and fight a bunch of nasty droids in the variable. Use the flip movement and run/jump as fast as you can. You cannot kill them!
Beam up and save.

Woo: Visit 1

Remember "Sweet Grass Feed" and "Sing-Jen Heat" from Ah Ga-Zel.
Say "Sing-Jen Heat" to Sing-Jen.
Pick up Sing-Jen. You may now forget "Sing-Jen Heat".
Say "Sweet Grass Feed" to Sweet Grass. Pick up Sweet Grass. You may now forget "Sweet Grass Feed".

NOTE: There are a couple of characters you need to be aware of. There is a wolf who you must obtain two Bones from. Just ask and he will give them to you. On approach of the bear, give him a Bone and he will leave to bury it. This will clear your path.

Give Sweet Grass to Rom Bok. Rom Bok goes away; barrier cleared.
Remember "Wong Mah Song" from Ow-Li.
Remember "Pau Chi Pow" from Chim Pan.

NOTE: You will have to jump over the green part of the tree branch on the right.

Say "Pau Chi Pow". Pick up Pau Chi. You may now forget "Pau Chi Pow".
Remember "Mu Shru Chew" from Sap Ah Jo. Say "Mu Shru Chu". Pick up Mu Shru. You may now forget it.
Say "Golden Fleece" to Tran-Tu-La. Receive Golden Fleece. You may now forget "Golden Fleece".
Give Poem to To-Fu. Receive Lo-Tus.

NOTE: You may also recite the Analects of Co-Fusion to receive Lo-Tus.

Say "Wong Mah Song". Pick up Wong Mah.
Give Wong Mah to Wao 1.

NOTE: Wao disappears and reappears later. Use Vine Seed in water near the left edge of the screen to make a vine which enables you to crawl onto the ledge, giving access to the next room.

Ask for verses one, two, three, and four of Song of Flux from Wao 2.
Receive verses one, two, three, and four of Song of Flux.
Say "Lixir" to Lao. Give Pau Chi, Mu Shru, Sing-Jen, Lo-Tus, and Gold Flower to Lao. Receive Lixir.

NOTE: Use flip movement to cross the gap.

Give Robe of Vision to Tao. Receive Harp.
To access the last room, you must either do a big flip over the gap in the preceding room that leads to it, or you must run a Rope across the gap and crawl over it.
Beam up and save.

Hive: Visit 1

NOTE: Arm yourself with the Fogger when you beam down, and make sure you have the Jet Belt and Oxidator with you.

Say "Odonato" to Odonato. Receive Wing Lacquer.
Ask for two servings of Honey from Odonati. (Honey restores hit points. Use it if you get low.)
Use Harp near Larva. Receive verse of Hum of Hive.
Repeat above action three more times.
Give Sooth Stone to Hive Queen. Receive Royal Jelly.

NOTE: You must still have a Silver Spoon in your inventory to receive Royal Jelly. If you need more Royal Jelly, buy another Silver Spoon from Odonato/Argos BEFORE you give him the Wing Lacquer, then come back to the Hive Queen and recite the Omegan Odes.

Beam up and save.

Luxor: Visit 3

NOTE: If you are low on hit points, see Sahti before you leave Luxor. Also, if you don't have Jiva in your inventory, get some from Rahman before you leave.

Give Lixir to Nebka. For Silver Star, select keyword "Pendant". Receive Silver Star.
Beam up and save.

Argos: Visit 3

Give Wing Lacquer to Odonato. Receive Hyper Laser.

NOTE: If you need more Royal Jelly, buy another Silver Spoon from Odonato/Argos BEFORE you give him the Wing Lacquer, then go back to the Hive Queen and recite the Omegan Odes.

(Make sure you have the Auroran Shield before you enter the next room.)
Ask for Gongor's Mirror from Gongor/Leneh.

NOTE: Do not look at or use this item or you will die.

Give Gongor's Mirror to Lexandaller. Receive Antidote.
Give Golden Fleece to Hemeprotus. Receive Condensation Crystal.
Give Antidote to Gongor. Receive Gongor's Crown.

NOTE: If you are low on Taras, you can sell the crown to Coprose/Fornax. You may also want to buy some ammo clips.

If you do not have Restora in your inventory, buy some from Thesia before you leave.
Beam up and save.

Ravanna: Visit 1

NOTE: Try to have as many of the following items in your inventory before you beam down on Ravanna; honey (two servings preferably), Restora, Royal Jelly, Jiva.

You're going to have to take some damage here, so be prepared! Minions/guards (characters who cannot talk, but sure love to beat you up) regenerate from beamdown to beamdown. Kill them the first time, and they will stay dead as long as you don't beam up again.
Joe must jump across some of the banks of silver fans. He cannot get over some of them by walking. It is also not a good idea to fight on these things.
Defeat sword-wielding guard (best to use a sword). Clear barrier.
Defeat short punk guard with laser (again, best to use a sword). Clear barrier.
Ask for first Code of Sarpedon.
Defeat Belial (use Hyper Laser).
Defeat squishy green guard with eye stalk. (Use sword or combination of Hyper Laser and sword.)
Ask for second Code of Sarpedon. Defeat Salmundo (use sword or combination of sword and Hyper Laser).
Defeat eyeball guard (use sword or combination of Hyper Laser and sword).
Defeat skullface guard (use sword).

NOTE: Use the third elevator from the right to get to the next room.

Ask for third Code of Sarpedon. Defeat Demonda (use sword or combination as before).
Recite Commercial Code of Argos to Thorax.
Receive fourth Code of Sarpedon.
Give Face to Thorax. Gate opens.
Use Hail or Name command on Sarpedon 1 to initiate fight. Let Sarpedon 1 hit you once; he will then disappear. (There is nothing you can do about this. Be prepared to lose about 250 hit points.)
Defeat pavement pizza guard (use sweep kick; any other attack will cause you a lot of grief!).
Recite Voidal Murmur to Double. Gate opens.
Talk to Sarpedon 2. Hit keyword "refuse" to initiate fight. Let Sarpedon 2 hit you once; he will then disappear (again, nothing you can do about this - be prepared to lose about 250 hit points).
Use Condensation Crystal on Sarpedon: triggers winning end-game sequence.
OR give Condensation Crystal to Sarpedon. Triggers losing end-game sequence.

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